Please be sure to check out part 1 as well!
Roll Tide!
Monday, October 19, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
I officially declare this day...
"Say something nice about Ole Myth day!"
To honor the celebration of Alabama's never-ending dominance over the Rebel-Necks, this year I am going to change things up a bit by complimenting the unfortunate ones instead of insulting them. Here goes nothing...
Nice... snaggletooth?
And Alabama fans sport the most 
I can only imagine how tidy their trailers are!
Archie would be proud!
Nice tooth!
The Grove. Enough said!
This pic alone should make all Southerners proud!
From head to toe, a die-hard Rebel fan!
The hottest-selling toilet seat in Mississippi!The world-renowned Ole Myth
Your head coach's body resembles a human-sized turtle and he sounds like a ten year old hick, trapped in a 50 year old's body!Too much trash and not enough trailer?
And lastly... the words "Hotty Toddy" pretty much sums up their overall intelligence as a whole!
But don't worry Turkey Necks, there's always basketball... and if that doesn't work out, there's baseball! And if that doesn't work out, I'm sure your bass fishing team will NEVER let you guys down!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Lee County Comfort
Lee County Comfort (Buddy Jewell's Sweet Southern Comfort)
Manure smellin' up my hometown,
Stacks of beer cans bout knee high,
Miss Louella down the dirt road,
Dirty undies on the line
Bubba Lewis there with Roy Lee,
Drinkin' all of pappy's gin,
Reminiscing' about the southland,
Auburn's where it all begins
From Opelika down to Wire Road,
Smell the landfill and dead possum,
Sleepy Sweet home in Lee County,
Wah Ig-gul,
Muddy water, in the bathtub,
Cousin Gracie whispers to me,
Marry on, Marry on,
Sweet Southern Cousin, Marry on
Dodgin' sewage in the river,
Chasin possums by the creek,
Kissin Debbie, she's my sister,
On the lips Homecomin week
With dusty yards and weeping widows,
Junk cars all out in the yard,
Just a snapshot of downhome Auburn,
Could be anywhere you are
As I sit here I'm surrounded,
By these wothless memories,
I don't have to think about it,
This ain't no place I'd wanna be
Friday, November 7, 2008
Hottie of the week
SARAH PALIN!!!!! She may not have what it takes to win over the votes (and lustful thoughts) of most American men (and lesbians), but she's still a prime candidate, in the running, for the Hottie of the year award coming next month!
Friday, October 31, 2008
Wasted Away Again in Tommy Tuberville...
Looks like these traditional Ole Miss fans are suffering from the same ex-girlfriend syndrome LSU fans suffer from. Enjoy...
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Hottie of the week
In honor of the Rays' first ever World Series appearance, this week's award goes to our very own super-model sports babe, Jenn Sterger. Enjoy...
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