The vehicle is loaded and I am T-Town bound!

I hope to make it in time for the Sugarland concert tonight, but if not, I'll be there in time for the after party!

Roll Tide!!

A-Day Weekend Schedule:

Alabama Coach Nick Saban will put his 2011 team on public display at 2 p.m. CDT Saturday, April 16, in Bryant-Denny Stadium. But there will also be ceremonies for Saban and his 2009 Crimson Tide national championship team and for the 2010 captains.

There is also baseball, Thursday-Saturday, and Softball, Friday-Sunday and spring soccer and tennis on campus.

Here is the Alabama A-Day weekend schedule:

(All times Central)

Thursday, April 14, 2011

6:35 pm Alabama Baseball vs. Tennessee (ESPNU)

(Greg McElroy to throw out first pitch)

Friday, April 15, 2011

6:30 pm Alabama Softball vs. Mississippi State

(Trent Richardson to throw out first pitch)

6:30 pm Sugarland Concert at the Tuscaloosa Amphitheater

6:35 Alabama Baseball vs. Tennessee

7:00 Alabama Women’s Soccer vs. Samford

Saturday, April 16, 2011

11:30 am A-Club 7-on-7 Classic Player Introductions (Bryant-Denny Stadium)

12:00 pm A-Club 7-on-7 Classic Kickoff

12:15 Walk of Fame Ceremony for 2010 Permanent Captains (Denny Chimes)

Mark Barron, Dont’a Hightower & Greg McElroy

12:40 Walk of Champions

12:45 Saban Statue Unveiling (BDS North Plaza)

Coach Nick Saban, members/captains of 2009 team, and current team

2:00 2011 Golden Flake A-Day Kickoff (ESPNU)

Halftime Quarterback Challenge (2-man teams)

Greg McElroy & Kenny Stabler, John Parker Wilson & Scott Hunter, Tyler Watts & Gary Rutledge, Andrew Zow & Richard Todd, Alan Gray & Steadman Shealy

Post-game Spring Awards Ceremony (midfield)

4:00 Alabama Softball vs. Mississippi State

5:00 Alabama Women’s Tennis vs. Auburn

5:05 Alabama Baseball vs. Tennessee

Sunday, April 17, 2011

1:30 pm Alabama Softball vs. Mississippi State

The Walk of Fame Ceremony for Permanent Captains at Denny Chimes and the Statue Unveiling will be broadcast live on the video screens inside Bryant-Denny Stadium

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2011 A-Day Rosters Announced

And it appears no decision has been made on the ongoing QB battle between AJ and Phillip as of yet.

2011 A-Day Roster (Crimson)

2 Dee Hart RB
2 Tana Patrick LB
3 Trent Richardson RB
3 Vinnie Sunseri DB
4 Marquis Maze WR
5 Ty Reed QB
6 Demetrius Goode RB
7 Keiwone Malone WR
9 Phelon Jones DB
9 Nick Williams WR
10 AJ McCarron QB
10 John Fulton DB
11 Brandon Gibson WR
11 Ranzell Watkins DB
12 Phillip Ely QB
14 Phillip Sims QB
14 Andrew Davidson DB
15 Darius Hanks WR
15 Donald Barry DB
16 Parker Philpot DB
17 Brad Smelley TE
17 Daniel Geddes DB
18 Gil Cook DB
19 Jonathan Atchison LB
20 Jarrick Williams DB
21 Ben Howell RB
25 Caleb Castille DB
27 Nick Perry DB
31 John Baites TE
33 Trey DePriest LB
36 Chris Jordan LB
38 Petey Smith LB
38 Alex Faulk K
39 Bryson Moultry DB
42 Adrian Hubbard LB
43 Cade Foster K
43 Sam Kearns DB
44 Jay Williams P
50 Haden Henderson LB
51 Carson Tinker DS
52 Alex Barletta LB
54 Jesse Williams DL
55 Josh Dickerson LB
56 William Ming DL
57 Aaron Joiner OL
58 Nick Gentry DL
59 Arie Kouandjio OL
61 Anthony Steen OL
62 Brandon Ivory DL
65 Chance Warmack OL
73 William Vlachos OL
75 Barrett Jones OL
76 D.J. Fluker OL
78 Chad Lindsay OL
81 Hardie Buck WR
86 Undra Billingsley DL
89 Michael Williams TE
90 Quinton Dial DL
95 Brandon Lewis DL
Coaches: Jim McElwain, Burton Burns, Jeff Stoutland, Sal Sunseri, Chris Rumph

2011 A-Day Roster (White)
2 DeAndrew White WR
4 Mark Barron DB
5 Jerrell Harris LB
5 Ronnie Carswell WR
7 Kenny Bell WR
10 AJ McCarron QB
13 Rob Tyler QB
14 Phillip Sims QB
18 Blake Sims QB
18 Morgan Ogilvie QB
19 Ronald James WR
20 John Carlson TE
21 Dre Kirkpatrick DB
22 Jared Watson WR
23 Craig Dee RB
24 DeQuan Menzie DB
24 Nathan McAlister WR
25 Corey Grant RB
26 Nick Tinker RB
28 Dee Milliner DB
29 Will Lowery DB
29 Cody Mandell P
30 Dont'a Hightower LB
32 C.J. Mosley LB
32 Jeremy Watson WR
34 Hunter Bush DB
34 Kelly Johnson DS
35 Nico Johnson LB
37 Robert Lester DB
40 DeMarcus DuBose LB
41 Courtney Upshaw LB
42 Eddie Lacy RB
43 Taylor Conant WR
45 Jalston Fowler RB
46 William Strickland WR
46 Michael O'Neil P
48 Rowdy Harrell LB
49 Ed Stinson DL
49 M.K. Taylor DS
50 Robert Cramer DS
51 Wilson Love DL
52 Alfred McCullough OL
54 Russell Raines OL
60 Chase Bryan DS
63 Kellen Williams OL
67 John Michael Boswell OL
68 Austin Gray OL
69 David Blalock OL
71 Allen Skelton OL
72 Tyler Love OL
77 Aaron Douglas OL
79 Austin Shepherd OL
82 Harrison Jones TE
83 Kevin Norwood WR
83 Anthony Orr LB
84 Brian Vogler TE
87 Chris Underwood TE
88 Michael Bowman WR
90 Jeremy Shelley K
91 Alex Watkins LB
92 Damion Square DL
93 Chris Bonds DL
94 Darrington Sentimore DL
94 Parker Stinett K
99 Josh Chapman DL


Coaches: Kirby Smart, Jeremy Pruitt, Bobby Williams, Mike Groh, Scott Cochran

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Spring is in the air...

Chalk another W up for Alabama hoops...

Tonight's 68-58 victory over Aubarn Wire Road Incests/Tigers/Goat Grinders/War Eagles at the new Aubarn Arena officially put Alabama on top of the SEC Western Division rankings.

And for every Alabama fan who was unfortunate enough to attend this game and forced to endure the backwoods cesspool that is Aubarn, AL, upon leaving, you can't help but say to yourself, "Thank God I didn't attend college here".

Roll Tide!

Alabama wins a national championship... in cheerleading!

Way to go, girls!

Mark Barron returning...

Can you say Alabama's 2011 defense just got even scarier?

Aubarn will forever remain Alabama's little stepsister...

In response to Ronnie Sanders' latest column over at the Aubarn Eagle, "Nobody's little brother", I feel it's necessary to contradict every word of nonsense he typed. I know it's your job to feed the incestuous Aubarn family the exact thing they crave, but you're merely contradicting yourself, thus making it harder for the readers with more than half a brain to take you seriously.

For starters, if you weren't Alabama's little brother, you would be basking in the glory of winning your second tainted national championship in school history (and first under the name of Aubarn University), rather than comparing your accomplishments to Alabama. That's a given.

And with that being said.......


The Records...

As far as your accomplishments are concerned, on paper, they are somewhat impressive, especially compared to Alabama's, despite the fact that the last decade was by far, Alabama's worst period in the history of their storied program. However, it appears those "accomplishments" are more misleading than they are factual.

Exhibit A:

Undefeated Seasons
Auburn: 3 (1993, 2004, 2010)
Alabama: 2 (1992, 2009)

Three undefeated seasons over the course of 21 years is pretty impressive, but here's what Ronnie doesn't want you to know: in 1993, Aubarn finished the REGULAR SEASON 11-0. They were banned from postseason play due to -- you guessed it -- paying players, which I'll get to that in a minute. Aubarn did not play in the postseason, therefore this season should be deemed irrelevant for two reasons: the postseason ban and fielding a franchise team (if you know what I mean). By this dizzy logic, Alabama could claim 1964, 1971, 1973, 1974, 1994, and 2008 as undefeated seasons since 'Bama finished the regular season undefeated in each of the aforementioned years, but lost in postseason play.

And I'll expose the illegitimacy of 2004 in the next few paragraphs.

NCAA Probations since 1981
Auburn: 1
Alabama: 3

Thankfully Eric Ramsey was more of an "Aubarn Man" than the rest of the trash infesting that program, or else we would've never been made aware of the fact that Pat Dye was the biggest cheater in Aubarn history and Aubarn would've named the field in his honor and still welcome him, around the program, with open arms Aubarn would have zero NCAA probations since 1981. With that being said, when Pat Dye took over the Aubarn program, unless I just absolutely know nothing about corrupt people in general, I'm certain his cheating ways didn't begin in the 1990s, therefore everything he ever accomplished at Aubarn should be dismissed by Alabama fans, especially when it's thrown back into their faces. To further prove that, star basketball player Charles Barkley, went against the Aubarn mantra of "keeping it down home, cuz" by admitting he was paid while playing basketball for Aubarn, and even saying, "Most of the players I know borrowed money from agents." which was during the Pat Dye era in football, as well.

Simply put: All Alabama fans should vacate EVERY accomplishment (trophy, Iron Bowl win, etc) Pat Dye's Aubarn teams achieved.

When Pat Dye took over the Aubarn program, he knew that just coaching, alone, would not gain success for the Aubarn Tigers, so he had to do a little thinking outside the box and ever since then, the Aubarn football program, despite it's "probation record" has had more controversy surround it than Roberty Downey Jr. and OJ Simpson combined.

Even former coaches such as Terry Bowden and Tony Franklin have either admitted this or implied it. I don't want to hear a single Aubarn fan say, "It's because they're disgruntled, ex-coaches". If that's the case, Aubarn University's "Powers That Be" wouldn't have their ex-coaches sign non-disclosure agreements and pay them millions of dollars just because "it's the right thing to do".

Keep in mind if you factor in all the scandals that have surrounded the Aubarn program, such as being placed on academic probation, jetgate, and the 2004 Sociology scandal (which half of their players had no business suiting up to begin with) which was strangely swept under the rug, Aubarn would hold a slight edge in this category.

But don't think for a second the corruption is no longer present as it's as bad now as it's ever been. You don't fire your most successful coach in modern history and replace him with a 5-19 loser, who'd only been a head coach for 2 years and was on the verge of being fired at his previous job, no matter what drivel your AD feeds you. Gene Chizik was a hired puppet and the corrupt Aubarn BOTs accomplished exactly what they invested in doing...

And how does a 5-19, three year head coach, at a second-rate program located in the third-worst SEC town (and a backwoods hellhole at that, certainly not the ideal place for an 18-22 year old), manage to out-recruit all of the SEC coaching veterans -- especially when his cross-state superior is coming off an NC season? It's simple:






And as far as the textbook vs. Sociology scandal is concerned, The University itself took no part in the illegal distribution of textbooks and when they uncovered the violation, they self-reported it immediately and forced the players to repay the debt, which they did. In Aubarn's case, players were receiving FREE CLASS CREDITS, despite not showing up for class, taking any tests, or turning in any work. It took the head of the Sociology department to uncover this and report it, yet Aubarn University took no action and the ineligible players continued to play and nothing ever came out of this. But why are we surprised? Aubarn University is the only University in America to graduate players who can't read, players who are illiterate, and players who don't even know how to write a check!



Selective Memory...


This is a typical Aubarn fan's favorite card to play: From 1980 - this very day, even considering the biggest cheater in the history of college football was 6-6 vs. 'Bama. But since you guys like to play the selective memory card (beginning with the year your cheating coach inflicted the corruption upon your program), I'll play along as well...

Alabama has won 2 out of the last 3 Iron Bowls. In addition, Alabama's record over the last 3 years is 36-5, while Aubarn's record is 27-12. Alabama has appeared in 3 bowls, while Aubarn has only appeared in 2.

Also, if you factor in the vast majority of the 2000s was the worst period in Alabama history (scholarship restrictions, 5 coaches in seven years) and knowing Alabama lost to UCF, Northern Illinois, Louisiana-Monroe, Mississippi State, Ole Miss, etc. and posted an embarrassing record against its three main rivals, by factoring those years out, since 1990 (excluding 2002-2007), Alabama is 10-5 against Aubarn. Had it not been for scholarship restrictions and nearly half a dozen coaches in half a decade, the odds of Aubarn winning 6 straight over the Tide would've been slim to none, much like the odds of Aubarn winning an untainted title.


2010

It's a shame Alabama fans found themselves cheering for these cheaters against Oregon, without even considering the consequences of what they'll have to deal with afterwards (starting with Ronnie's article).

So much smoke, yet Aubarn fans claim there's no fire, despite the fact that an investigation is ongoing. A father solicits money from one school, yet fails to solicit money from the second-most penalized school in the country who's still being ran and operated by the most corrupt group of people in the state, even though his son didn't consider them until late in the recruiting process... "The money was too much". Then there's allegations surfacing regarding sure LSU locks that suddenly became Aubarn Men after "getting this I-Phone from visiting Aubarn". But it's far from over, you've also got Dakota Mosley, a sure Arkansas lock, but strangely enough, he becomes an Aubarn lock and around signing day, he's posting pictures of himself on Facebook holding $100k worth of cash. Lastly (that we know of), after signing day, Corey Lemonier posts a pic of his brand new Corvette which he said, "New car I got for signing with Aubarn". I should also note a player Aubarn recruited, Lache Seastrunk's mom, boldly stated Aubarn is a dirty school, just a few weeks ago.

And to top it all off, you've got bingo-gate, all involving Aubarn boosters and the fall of Colonial Bank. You have former feds, now serving as lawyers, leaking information from their sources claiming pay for play schemes will be revealed and everything Aubarn accomplished this season will evaporate in a split second, yet Aubarn fans deny it, just as they denied Eric Ramsey's case and the Sociology case. They denied Cecil solicited money from MSU, despite the fact that he admitted it weeks later...

So these guys are willing to funnel money to state legislatures, yet they're not willing to pay players, despite having done so in the past? You can't be anymore delusional than an Aubarn fan!



That, in a nutshell, sums up this entire counter-response. When Alabama hired Saban, Aubarn's inferiority complex level skyrocketed. Saban began thumping them in recruiting and destroyed them to the point of no return on the field. They fired their most successful coach in modern history and replaced him with a puppet. They resorted back to their old tactics, went "All In" and began buying every player they possibly could. In 2010, their mission was accomplished, even if it affected their program on down the road, they don't care because they finally won a national championship. And why did they do this you ask? Because they are Alabama's little brother.

Paying Homage to the Dysfunctional Barnie Family

In honor of Alabama's 36-0 shellacking of The Alabama Polytechnic Institute, I felt led to pay a little homage to the family that proudly supports the college located in the land of a variety of cows.

Here's to you Alabama-Tech!

The end of Fat Phil's reign...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!







More to come...

Week Eight Top 25 Poll

My how the Tide has turned!




1) Texas
2) Alabama
3) Penn state
4) Florida
5) Georgia
6) Texas Tech
7) Oklahoma State
8) Utah
9) LSU
10) Boise State
11) Oklahoma
12) U$C
13) South Florida
14) Ohio State
15) Pittsburgh
16) TCU
17) Georgia Tech
18) Tulsa
19) Minnesota
20) Florida State
21) Boston College
22) Kansas
23) Missouri
24) BYU
25) Vanderbilt

Floridan Blogger's Hottie of the week!

Officially as of now through the end, I will begin posting a hottie of the week blog containing a pic and brief description of each of the featured hotties on this site.

And to kick off this new weekly gig, the first award goes to none other than... the 'Bama Twins aka Houndstooth Twins aka Bear's Angels aka insert your nickname here!!




Some may say "Yeah, they're okay", or "I don't find them remotely attractive at all". Heck, I even said the same thing until I was fortunate enough to see them, live and in person, at last year's LSU game in T-Town. Trust me when I say when you see these beauties in person, your outlook on all women will change for the better.

Week Seven Top 25 Ranking

1) Alabama
2) Texas
3) Penn State
4) Florida
5) Georgia
6) Texas Tech
7) Oklahoma State
8) BYU
9) Utah
10) Boise State
11) LSU
12) Oklahoma
13) Missouri
14) U$C
15) Wake Forest
16) Kansas
17) Vanderbilt
18) Virginia Tech
19) Michigan State
20) South Florida
21) North Carolina
22) Ohio State
23) Pittsburgh
24) Ball State
25) South Carolina

*Dropped*
The Polytechnic Institute (of Opelika, AL)